Dear tree nuts,
You suck, leave me alone.
Here is a haiku and a limerick about you:
You suck, leave me alone.
Here is a haiku and a limerick about you:
You sneak into food
Trying to make my throat close
Tree nuts, I hate you
There once was a girl from the farm
Who ate many things without harm
But a sneaky tree nut
Found its way to her gut
Anaphylaxis is losing its charm
Benadryl, proair and epipen
Given to save her life from the end
EMTs were around
She was hospital bound
And now she's on steroids again
Yup, exposure yesterday. Boo. Went to the ED. Super Boo. Home safe and sound. Yay. 60 mg of prednisone. Boo.
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